Posts tagged magical

I am going to come off a bit bitter here but I don’t care.

A friend (friend may be a stretch..we were in the same social groups but i had a brain and i’m not sure if she did) of mine from junior high and high school just posted a picture of her and her boyfriend kissing (really, because we all wanted to see and needed proof that you were actually dating someone, right?) and the caption was “Magical.” Magical? What? That kiss was magical. Ohhhh, is that kiss like floo powder? Will it transport you to Hogwarts? Holy god, that kiss just apparated you to the Quidditch Championships. Magical. Absolutely magical. Magical vomit coming out of my mouth right now. I love when people post pictures of them kissing their significant others on fb just to prove that they’re in a relationship. Yippee! I’ve kissed plenty of boys and you won’t see proof of it on facebook but you can sure as hell bet it’s true. Also, when you instagram a photo to make it look like your head is coming out of a sunburst, it also makes you look like a dementor. So yeah, I guess that kiss really was magical. You’re sucking out his soul.